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Man Tells OBAMA SUPPORTERS; We want a Divorce!

I do believe this says it all! Anyone care to refute this man’s writings? Let me know.

Dear Obama supporters, liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, , etc

I just got the bill from the last Inauguration. I am DONE. We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile; chock it up to irreconcilable differences, and go on our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the
difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.

After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets
since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can
keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep
Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle
big enough to move them).

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan
Hockey Moms, greedy CEO’s, and Rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer
places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life
are under assault, we’ll provide them job security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley
McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup
trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard
Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to
substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.

We’ll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

Since it so offends you we’ll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.
Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots, and if you do not
agree just hit delete and hang on.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

American Law Student

P.S. please take Barbra Streisand.

RWD

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  1. […] Right Wing Dog placed an observative post today on Man Tells OBAMA SUPPORTERS; We want a Divorce!Here’s a quick excerptI do believe this says it all! Anyone care to refute this man’s writings? Let me know. Dear Obama supporters, liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, , etc I just got the bill from the last Inauguration. I am DONE. We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run it […]

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    • Let the liberals keep the west coast (the LEFT side of the country) the conservatives keep the east coast, and then split it right down the middle. No one from the opposing point of view can be a permanent resident or have voting rights on the “other side”. You love your views, share them with like-thinkers and keep them within your borders. If your liberal judges have freed the convicts and perverts, both the judges and the excons go to the left side of the country. Let time show which side thrives and which side perishes.

      Comment by PattiKay | July 18, 2009 | Reply

  2. We should get a divorce!!

    In response to:

    Theo Sparks’ blog, December 29, 2008
    “Let’s Get A Divorce!”
    http://www.theospark.net/2008/12/dear-american-liberals-leftists-social.html

    If you haven’t read this suggested divorce from Teabagger blogger Theo Sparks, please take a minute to right-click on the link, open it in a new window, and have a quick read….otherwise, my response may leave you wondering why I’m bothering with this!!

    We should get a divorce!! (Sorry Texas! It is just that you are about the right size!)

    Dear American Irrational Righters, Teabaggers, Neocons, Republicans, Fascists, White Supremacists, Dittoheads, Beckernoids, Libritarians and Obama haters, et al:

    We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, being the last time you went McCarthy on me. For the most part, it has been okay, with the exception of 8 or so bad years.

    But the whole of your behavior since the latest election has made me realize that I want a divorce. I want you to know I’ve tolerated your spoiled brat behavior for many years for the sake of honoring the constitution and your right to remain on a dry drunk, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

    We will never agree in regard to misinforming the American people as an excuse to go to war, lying about who did what or manipulating the masses with fear or that the poor are simply insurance against “wage inflation”.

    Let’s just call it irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is my response to your suggested model separation agreement:

    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass, each taking a portion of the land based on the percentage of folks that agree with the ideology in question. Lets keep it simple, you get Texas. Tricky Rick Perry wants to secede anyway, so why not? Texas is about 20% of the land mass and about 20% of the people support your 18th century values.

    Since Fort Hood allows Pagans to practice their religion on base, we’ll move Fort Hood to Michigan, they’ll appreciate it (the Pagans, and the Michiganders). And given Michigan’s abundant support services for the working poor and the fact that you’ll be stopping welfare and food stamps, so will the our fine military personal, given you’ve been paying them less than poverty wages for years.

    After that, dividing up the rest of the, dare I say at the risk of sounding socialist, “community property” should be relatively easy! As you stated: “Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate values.”

    We’ll keep the supreme court since you all believe they aren’t doing their job anyway, claiming Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Health Care Reform, Gay Marriage and Roe v Wade really are unconstitutional. You take your Bible, we’ll keep our copy and the libraries, natural history museums and those liberal universities you hate so much.

    You can keep torture, we’ll keep Habeas Corpus. We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem, we’re sure you’ll be happy whistling “Dixie”.

    Since you can’t be trusted to not start pre-emptive wars, don’t believe in diplomacy and believe religions other than your own should be cleansed from the earth, we’ll keep the cops, the military and the nukes. You can have the NRA, the Teabaggers and, of course, your firearms. (No, Teabaggers is not a sexual reference, it is a political one. Get over it.)

    You’ll need them since we’re keeping the Border Patrol, but moving them to the northern Texas borders where we plan to use unspent stimulus money for “make work” jobs building a new wall. We’re sure you won’t mind since none of you voted for the simulas anyway, and we’ll be paying it back. Sorry, but you’ll have to be on the other side of wall: hence, keep your firearms, you’ll need them.

    You can keep the free market, we’ll settle for regulated capitalism so we don’t get robbed blind again. You can keep the greedy corporations, we’ll keep those that are socially responsible.

    Since Wall Street owes us both from the TARP your President passed, you get the 20% of Wall Street that believes in free market and we’ll keep the other 80% that want an honest, level playing field, and real long term growth.

    You can start a new exchange in the empty NASA buildings; we’re keeping the space program since it has no military purpose.

    We’ll take the peaceniks and the war protestors and the diplomats and you can retain your right to invade and hammer places that you think threaten you. When your way of life is under assault, we’ll move in to protect the oil fields. We know you’d want us to.

    And since you’re against “Big Government”, we’re keeping the post office, FEMA, USDA, FAA, NOAA, DOA, DOE, FDA, CDC, DOT, DOJ, NATO, SAC and many others as well. You don’t believe they do a good job anyway.

    And by the way, we are keeping the U.N. and won’t be paying your share of the dues any longer. You can use the empty buildings from the above groups for your embassies should you decide not to be isolationists and are allowed to join at some future date. (We’re keeping the UN veto.)

    You’ll have to start minting your own money. We know how upset you’ve been lately about the Fed printing money, so we’re keeping the Fed as well. The Dallas branch of the Fed. can move to “People’s Republic of Ann Arbor, Michigan” as you’ve so affectionately called her over the years.

    You can put Reagan on your twenty dollar gold piece, we won’t mind. We’re keeping Jackson on our twenty dollar bill since he started the Democratic Party and is the only President to ever completely pay off the national debt.

    You can keep the SUVs, Hummers and other gas guzzling dinosaurs, we’re going electric. We’re letting you know now so you can diversify away from big oil or sell it to China.

    We’ll go for universal health care and you get the insurance companies and can continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.

    You can practice “trickle down economics” because we’ve all ready given “trickle up poverty” a try and don’t like it. By the way, how’s that cut-taxes-for-the-rich, double-the-national-debt, free-market thingy working out for ya? We think it sucks, you can keep it, too.

    And since you fail to understand them, we’ll keep our history, our name, our Constitution, our Declaration of Independence, our Bill of Rights and especially our flag because these things have been fought for by Americans of all colors, all creeds, all nationalities, all sexual orientations and all religions but rarely by the rich, the wealthy, the well connected – you know, your people.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded people.

    Thanks in advance for your consideration,
    Robert Hall

    P.S. You also get Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Newt, Armey, Cheney, Palin and of course the only “News” station you need, Fox.

    P.S.S. Since Reagan doubled the national debt and since Bush doubled the national debt, we think it is only fair that you get the 7 trillion in debt they spent, plus one trillion for interest accrued. Maybe you can pay China back with oil, since we’re going electric.

    P.S.S.S. We’re pulling out of Afghanistan and Iraq; feel free to fill void left behind.

    On the other hand, if you want to stop making things up, focus on debating substance instead of fantasy and are seriously interested in helping to solve the immense problems facing America, well, actions speak louder than the shouting you did at the Town Hall meetings this past summer…..

    Comment by Robert Emory | November 10, 2009 | Reply

  3. there is a very liberal site that is trying to collect both side of this debate… http://www.thepennsylvaniaprogressive.com/diary/2489/lets-play-a-game-shall-we

    and are asking to have people write in how they would run things in their respective half of the new US…what laws/norms/mores/tenets etc would make up the Conservative/Liberal America.

    pop on over and add your two cents.

    Comment by tylerderbun | May 6, 2010 | Reply


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