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Man Tells OBAMA SUPPORTERS; We want a Divorce!

I do believe this says it all! Anyone care to refute this man’s writings? Let me know.

Dear Obama supporters, liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, , etc

I just got the bill from the last Inauguration. I am DONE. We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile; chock it up to irreconcilable differences, and go on our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the
difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.

After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets
since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can
keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep
Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle
big enough to move them).

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan
Hockey Moms, greedy CEO’s, and Rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer
places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life
are under assault, we’ll provide them job security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley
McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup
trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard
Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to
substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.

We’ll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

Since it so offends you we’ll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.
Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots, and if you do not
agree just hit delete and hang on.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

American Law Student

P.S. please take Barbra Streisand.

RWD

March 24, 2009 Posted by | America, Blogroll, Change, Democrat, Healthcare, Liberal Blog, Liberal Democrat, NOBAMA, Obama, Political, POLITICS, President, Socialist | 4 Comments