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You might Be An OBOT if…

 I picked this up off a blog (I believe the author to be “Jenna”) and thought it rather telling. I did make a few minor changes but it is 99.9% “pure”.  Please read, remember and enjoy!

YOU MIGHT BE AN OBOT IF…

You feel tingles running up or down your legs when That One is orating. (OK, I’m just getting warmed up, and I had to get that one out of my system.

You’ve never paid any attention to politics until Obama ran for President, and now you’ve become a political expert by reading Huffington Post and/or Daily Kos.

You get called a Cheetoh a lot but you don’t know why.

You believe there are only about 200 PUMAs in the country.

You weep with joy while repeating the mantra “YES WE CAN!”

You think Hillary Clinton tried to “steal” the Democratic nomination.

You fly into a rage when anyone suggests Obama is unqualified for the presidency.

You’ve heard the word “racist” more than any other word in the last year.

You’ve developed a keen interest in Hawaiian body surfing.

For the first time in your life, you are proud of your country.

You believe that with Obama as president, this is a New Age when all wars will end, everyone will be provided for, and you don’t have to worry about paying your mortgage anymore!

You think Obama is a Great Man because of his magnificent accomplishments … like getting elected, and uh, uh, uh…

You think all Hillary Clinton supporters are middle-aged lesbians (not that there’s anything… yada yada yada… )

You get a lump in your throat when you hear the words “President Obama.”

You get a lump in your pants when you see Michelle Obama.

You think Bill Ayers was a non-issue, and was done wrong by the evil media.

You plan to name your children Barack and Baracka.

You believe that saying his middle name is racist.

You think the political platform of “change” is original to Obama.

You believe PUMAs are Republicans pretending to be disaffected Democrats, kind of like Joe Lieberman.

 

I imagine that you saw a lot of truth in those statements. I know I did!

RWD

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January 13, 2009 - Posted by | 2008 Election, Blogroll, commentaries, Democrat, election, Humor, Liberal Blog, Liberal Democrat, NOBAMA, Obama, Political, POLITICS, President, Presidential Candidate, Senator, Socialist, Uncategorized | , , ,

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