Right Wing Dog

The FIGHT for The RIGHT!

Republican or Democrat, which is your Dog?

I found the following in our local paper and immediately confirmed my suspicions that am the PROUD OWNER of a Republican Boxer dog!

In addition to the points below, her chew toys, which she knows by name are all named after prominent left wing politicians or hangers on. Her favorites are “Teddy the Swimmer Kennedy” known to her as Teddy (it’s an overstuffed frog) & a stuffed pig the is named “John The Porker Murtha” known to her as Piggy John! There is also “Martin the Monkey Sheen” which she calls simply Marty and a stuffed penguin named Al Bore!

Republican pets

• They bark at passing neighbors and traffic; home security is very important to them.

• Their ears perk up when Fox News comes on.

• They are a big spender at the local pet store.

• Strongly believe pet matrimony should occur only between two cats or two dogs.

• Believe in the second-amendment right to bare teeth and claws.

• Are for electric border fences around the yard.

• Want national ID tags for all pets.

• They advocate for the pet-tracking chip — you can never have too much surveillance.

Democratic pets

• They want universal veterinary care for all.

• They want their treats for free.

• They socialize with all breeds at the dog park.

• They prefer their owner uses biodegradable poop bags.

• Are very concerned with the rising cost of pet food.

• Have the young puppy and kitten vote locked.

• Want to end the war of dogs vs. cats once and for all.

• Think of Ralph Nader as the dog catcher.

Think about it!

RWD 

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March 13, 2008 - Posted by | Blogroll, Democrat, Liberal Democrat, Murtha, Political, POLITICS, President, Senator, Ted Kennedy | , , , ,

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