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President Bush’ Resignation Speech!!!

We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S.
Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc. are all hot topics these days.  The following “speech” was written yesterday by an ordinary Maineiac. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. 

This is an excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living and sent with the author’s permission.

The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying “My Fellow Americans…”
Not doing it this time.  If the polls are any indication, I don’t know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you’re really not fellow Americans any longer.

I’ll cut right to the chase here: I quit.  Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there’s been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I’m quitting is simple.  I’m fed up with you people.

I’m fed up because you have no understanding of what’s really going on in the world.  Or of what’s going on in this once-great nation of ours.  And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let’s start local. You’ve been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media.  Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank.  And that’s despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners.  And while we’re mentioning minorities, I’ll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high.  aOur unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration.  I’ve mentioned all those things before, but it doesn’t seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets.  Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there’s increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world.  Don’t give me this ~blood for oil” thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would’ve already seized Iraq’s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell.  And don’t give me this ‘Bush Lied People Died’ crap either.  If I was the liar you morons take me for, I could’ve easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be ‘discovered.’  Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.  Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me.  Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office.  Some guy named ‘Clinton’ established that policy.  Bet you didn’t know that, did you?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy.  Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off.  We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do.  We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.

That’s not the case this time.  The soldiers of our new enemy don’t care if they survive.  In fact, they want to die.  That’d be fine, as long as they weren’t also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can.  But they are.  They want to kill you.  And the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven’t gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11.  But you’re not.  That’s because you’ve got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight.  I’m disappointed how many of you people think a long and dfficult fight amounts to a single season of ‘Survivor’.

Instead, you’ve grown impatient.  You’re incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do.  You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.  Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat’s political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist.  It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it’s easy enough to find the truth.  It’s all over the Internet.  It just isn’t on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News.But even if it were, I doubt you’d be any smarter.  Most of you would rather watch American Idol.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you’re too stupid to leave a city that’s below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.  I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from.  But I’ve come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit.  I’m going back to Crawford.  I’ve got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient.  No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I’m done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.  Maybe I’ll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney’s quitting too.  That means Pelosi is your new President.  You asked for it.  Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there’re just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that’s it.  God bless what’s left of America.  Some of you know what I mean.

The rest of you, F  off.



June 15, 2007 - Posted by | 2008 Election, 9/11, America, Bush, Clinton, Democrat, Islam, Liberal Democrat, Military, pelosi, POLITICS, Terrorism


  1. BOYCOTT BUSH REPUBLICANISM!! Do not give to the Republican Party!!

    Comment by Brendon | June 15, 2007 | Reply

  2. Brendon:

    What in the world is “Bush Republicanism”, if you read the news lately he is acting more like a Democrat. Then look at Frist giving in to the likes of Teddy “The Swimmer” Kennedy. I wouldn’t give a dime to the RNC until they bring back some good solid Conservative views and policies. Possibly Fred Thompson is the person.


    Comment by rightwingdog | June 17, 2007 | Reply

  3. that speech was a load of bullshit! how stupid do you have to be to actually think bush has done a good job in office?

    Comment by Julie | June 13, 2008 | Reply

  4. I must be stupid then or maybe it’s you!

    I think we have not had a terrorist attack on America since 9/11, that’s GWB doing!

    The stock market, while down a bit now, is still higher than ever before.

    Has he made some mistakes, YES he has but so has any President.

    I suppose you think Bill Clinton or Jimmy Carter were great? WRONG!

    Go feed the polar bears and plant trees in a 19 million acre tundra called ANWHR that nothing inhabits BUT don’t blame GWB for the gas price being high.

    Wake Up oh liberal one!

    Comment by rightwingdog | June 14, 2008 | Reply

  5. I wish GWB would really say that. The number of self-righteous
    and equally ignorant liberals is huge…
    There weren’t anybody worst than Carter and Clinton but you still do not understand that. Oh, sorry, I have forgotten that idiot, straight-F student, Al Gore.
    Bush is absolutely right. Well, maybe he (or maybe Billi Clinton?) should have built the wall to protect us a bit from the illegals? Do not give the US citizenship to their children born here, and they would stop coming!! Simple!
    But his major fault was that he did not get caught with a young bitch like Lewinsky, and that is what your bloody media can’t forgive him for!
    Your idiotic senators and representatives (the Democrats, of course), like Reid and Pelosi, would prefer to destroy the country but to get in the White House by any cost…Their ignorance on the issues of energy and economics, in general, is frightening but you still pointing your finger at Bush! Just wait. You will get them but please do not cry. You asked for it.

    Comment by Michael | June 25, 2008 | Reply

  6. This was written by someone who lives in a delusional dream world. And that’s OK. They can have their dream version of Bush but a 70% disapproval rating doesn’t lie. This guy is going to be remembered by history as the worst president the country has ever had and it’s not because everyone didn’t give in to his “rebel cowboy” ways. They did, and what’s going on today is the direct result. The country is a shit hole in economic ruin. And even though the set up for this says that it’s effective because it’s based in fact, there are parts of this that are flat out not true. Here’s an example:

    The moron who wrote it included this:

    “We face real threats in the world. Don’t give me this ‘blood for oil’ thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would’ve already seized Iraq ‘s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell.”

    Here’s the truth for anyone who believes that we didn’t actually go there for oil. A bit of history:

    In 1972, they (Hussein and Co.) nationalized the Iraq Petroleum Company, folding everything from drilling rigs to refineries and gas stations into the state-owned Iraq National Oil Company. The IraqPetroleum Company’s Western employees were forced to leave. From that point on, anybody who wanted access to Iraq’s oil had to deal with the leaders of the Baath Party, the most powerful of whom was Saddam Hussein.

    So, Saddam nationalized his country’s oil and kicked everyone else out.

    The 2003 invasion
    April 16 2003,
    Since US forces rolled into central Baghdad a week ago, one of the sole public buildings untouched by looters has been Iraq’s massive oil ministry, which is under round-the-clock surveillance by troops.

    The imposing building in the Al-Mustarisiya quarter is guarded by around 50 US tanks which block every entrance, while sharpshooters are positioned on the roof and in the windows.

    The curious onlooker is clearly unwelcome. Any motorist who drifts within a few metres of the main entrance is told to leave immediately.

    Baghdad residents have complained that US troops should do more to protect against the looters, most of them Shi’ite Muslims repressed by Saddam Hussein’s Sunni-dominated regime who live in the vast slum known as Saddam City on the northern outskirts.

    But while museums, banks, hotels and libraries have been ransacked, the oil ministry remains secure.
    more: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/04/16/1050172643895.html

    And in 2008
    June 19 2008
    BAGHDAD — Four Western oil companies are in the final stages of negotiations this month on contracts that will return them to Iraq, 36 years after losing their oil concession to nationalization as Saddam Hussein rose to power. Exxon Mobil, Shell, Total and BP — the original partners in the Iraq Petroleum Company — along with Chevron and a number of smaller oil companies, are in talks with Iraq’s Oil Ministry for no-bid contracts to service Iraq’s largest fields, according to ministry officials, oil company officials and an American diplomat.
    more: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/19/world/middleeast/19iraq.html?n=Top/Reference/Times%20Topics/People/H/Hussein,%20Saddam

    July 1, 2008 · Iraq’s oil ministry has just opened the doors to several major western oil companies. It’s been more than 36 years since companies like Exxon have had access to Iraq’s oil fields. And down the road, Iraq’s reserves could dramatically increase the world’s oil supply.

    Iraq’s Oil Ministry announced Monday that it is opening six prime oil-producing regions to long-term development by international oil companies.
    The ministry also announced a hitch in negotiations on short-term agreements with five major oil companies that were scheduled to be approved next month. The two plans could bring international companies back into Iraq’s oil sector for the first time since the oil industry was nationalized in the 1970s. Iraqi opposition leaders have denounced the plans, saying they are putting the country’s oil wealth into Western hands.
    more: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92060025

    So now, Saddam is dead and western companies have returned to the Iraqi oil fields for the first time in 36 years. Think we didn’t go there for oil? Keep believing the lie.

    Comment by TheGigaShadow | October 27, 2008 | Reply

  7. Gigashadow:

    You have your feelings and I have mine BUT I will tell you one thing; GWB will never ne considered the worst President down in history. His stature will be elevated as the Democrats fall by the wayside.

    Besides, the honor of the worst President ever is held by Jimmy Carter and I doubt his ineptness will ever be surpassed. In fact, he is still proving to be an embarrassment to the country. The sub-prime housing crisis goes all the way back to his attempt at being President.
    Thanx for posting!

    Comment by rightwingdog | October 27, 2008 | Reply

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